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-Associated Press
Shibuya, Japan
March 11, 2002

“If I ever get my massive hair-covered hands on those who are unaware of our brilliance, or even the glorious existance of our online wonder, I will lay a taste of the Ultra-Twistacelic-Hyper-Testosterone-Laden-Reverse-BobDriver on 'em like they've never had it before Sucka!” The words of The Dynamic Duo ™ co-founder Bob McDonald rang loud and clear in the empty lounge at the Tokyu Hotel. “And another thing”, yelled Bob,“ I'm REALLY pissed off that nobody showed up for our press conference!”

It seems that Bob and his strikingly attractive younger brother John are sick and tired of the lack of hits on their website. “I mean it just seems like somebody would read it,” quipped John via speakerphone. “sheer statistics ALONE would dictate that somebody would have stumbled across it and read a paragraph or two by NOW. It's almost as if God had conspired against us or somethi... hold on... what the... o.k. look I'll have to call back I'm out of quarte...*dial tone*.”

“O.k., look. My lunch break is almost over, and my brother is far too cheap to call back. I'm just going to lay it out for you. My brother, John ‘The Crusher’, and I are challenging every single internet user to a no-holds-barred cage match in the upcoming WWF Smackdown ™ on June 19.” Bob went on to say that he is not going to hold back just because most of these users were entirely ignorant of the existence of The Dynamic Duo ™. Both co-founders seemed a bit stunned when asked whether or not the WWF had agreed to sanction the bout. Their shock seemed to primarily come from the fact that they had not known that any reporters were in the room. “ Too be honest I hadn't really thought about it,” mumbled Bob "The Bender". “I just kind of assumed that... you know... um... THIS PRESS CONFERENCE IS OVER!”

Initial responses from the WFF™ are not promising. A confidential source reported that they aren't really taking the challenge seriously. “Come on, every internet user? I know that we tend to think of computer users as pasty-faced geeks, but EVERYBODY uses the internet these days. If we were talking about Stone Cold and The Undertaker, then sure I suppose they could hold their own, but Bob and John McDonald? I'm sorry, we've just never heard of them.” Bob insists that the lines of communication are still open and that he is hopeful that the match will be sanctioned without difficulties. “If neccessary, I WILL power-bomb The Rock” he informed us via email later that day.