ULTRASISTER strikes it Big!

Tuesday, November 18th, 2003

1. Calorie Counting Jump rope
2. “Temptations” Cat Treats
3. Candy: Jawbreakers, Bubblegum, Suckers, Starbursts
4. Spiced Cider Drink Mix, Ritz Bits, Cheddar Cheese Crackers, Gourmet Popcorn, Chex Mix, 2 packs of gum
5. Love is in the Little Things figurine
6. CD: Bach, Reflections of Nature
7. Kleenex packet
8. French vanilla mini candles
9. Silver flower necklace and 2 pr sparkly silver earrings
10. Picture of Heath with Nimbus and carved pumpkins
11. M & M Notebook
12. 3 Colorific Confetti pencils
13. Embrace shower gel and body lotion in pretty silver dish
14. Freesia bath set in wooden tray: shower gel, bath crystals, body polisher, flower
15. St. Ives Apricot hand & foot scrub
16. Deodorizing Watermelon & Balm Mint Foot Scrub one time packet
17. Cucumber Peel off Masque
18. Apricot and Almond Oil Hot Masque
19. Dead Sea Mud Pac for deep pore Cleansing
20. Chocolate covered cherries

THAT, dear readers, is a catolog of the contents of a surprise care package I received from my UltraDaughter today! Apparently, she also sent one to each of her 2 younger brothers (but with slightly different contests). She is now DEFINITELY ahead in the Momathan game show contest! And she doesn’t even know about it! In case you missed that one, it is a little form of bribery suggested by Johnny for the purpose of getting more communication from my children. I’m still not sure I understand all the rules, but somehow, the child who lavishes the most attention on their deserving mother will reap material rewards, or that’s the idea anyway. I’m trying to get the most out of this that I can without actually parting with any cash, but for now I’m basking in the glow. I gotta tell you that UltraBob has lost a few of his points for lying and trying to take credit for the package; “Did I accidentally write Heather’s name on the return address? That package was from ME, the GOOD son.”
Anyone else who wants to jump on the bandwagon, COME ON DOWN! All it takes is a little praise and attention lavished on UltraMom, and YOU could be spinning that wheel, and finding fabulous prizes behind door #3!
Yours,
UM

By UltraMom at 04:40 AM Link to this post here!
2 comment s


  • on November 18th, 2003 05:20 AM UltraBob said:

    Take you in, give you an Internet roof over your head, and this is the thanks I get?

    Phooey!

  • on November 18th, 2003 08:12 AM John McDonald said:

    Hello… this is Heather… I just wanted to tell you that most of that awesome package was in fact from the Golden Boy.  Yes, I of course am speaking of John, or as you know him “John:  Keeper of the Imperial Flame”.  Really the credit should go to him and I recommend that you award him triple bonus points for letting me have the credit if only for a short while… well I (Heather) had better get going to play with my “cats” now… of whom I am sure you have all heard, Nimburs age: 5 and Kal-E age: pure evil.  Yep so this is just Heather over and out…

    P.S. Don’t forget to give John the double point bonus on-top of the triple point bonus since he sent you the gift during the window of secret Monday-Madness point doublation

    P.P.S.  I accidentally signed this as John McDonald, but that was just because my dearest younger brother is always in my thoughts.