The Dynamic Duo

I don't mean to alarm anyone here, but I just thought that you should all know that I was checking out the site tracker to see how had been visiting our site.... and it turns out one of the those is usda.gov. I don't mean to alarm anyone without cause, but if I am not mistaken that would be the the United States Dairy Association. Lord only knows what feindish plots they may have for us! I can only pray they don't find out about those unauthorized milking experiments that we have been conducting with-in the U.S. province of Guam. It suddenly occurs to me that if they did not know about these then they certainly will if they read this post.... But I'm going to bet that they just took one look at the good clean fun our site provides and decided that it wasn't worth their time to investigate. They won't be back. I'm not afraid! O.k. well I'm a little afraid. But I mean COME ON who wouldn't be a little concerned to find that such a powerful government entity was investigating their website? This next message will be encoded so that I may privately exchange a few words about this concerning activity, with my brother. Please do not attempt to crack the code. It is, in fact, unbreakable. You will only force yourself to go insane if you try. BEGIN ENCRYPTION PigLatin4.0 Encryption succesfully spawned ObBay heytay reaay ntooay suay! stroyDay hetay owscay eforebay t'siay ootay atelay! END ENCRYPTION Ha ha, I was of course kidding earlier on about the milk experiments in Guam. No need to get alarmed. Just calm down everyone.

I am glad to say that Bob has finally fixed the glitches that were in our code, which you of course would know if you bother reading his posts 1.. I would like to extend my thanks to him for doing so as I can resume my Adventure's In HTML® which will probably result in me scewing something up so that he has to fix it again! The circle of life continues.

I am pleased to see that we are actually getting a few hits now and again that are not in fact ourselves and I would greatly encourage those of you who are viewing this to come back again. The more hits we have the more incentive that will give us to update our site with new graphics and additions, and the more apt we will be to make timely posts. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ASKED, THE DANCING MONKEY LINK IS IN MY LINK SECTION! CLICK ON THE MONKEY PICTURE AND IT SHOULD TAKE YOU THERE. I hope to soon have this monkey under our power to dance about (or jump rather) on our site. So if you come back for no other reason, come back for the monkey! With that my friends I shall leave you.

1. John The Magnificent ™ makes no comment on the advisability of reading said posts

-John
The Magnificent