The Dynamic Duo

Hello faithful viewer! (I too am hopeful that at least one person has viewed our page more than once) I wish too congradulate me and my brother on the excellent changes that have been made in the page. I think that actual pictures will greatly increase the length of time that you are willing to look at our formerly graphics-forelorn page. I have been picking up a few of the tricks on how to do things in the designing aspects of this page so hopefully (with a few inevitable exceptions) in the future, I will have sole ownership and mastery of my side of the page and Bob (except when he is too dumb and I have to do it for him) will have a weak monopoly on his side. In the goal of drawing new repeat viewers to our page I, John McDonald, embarked upon a quest today! The quest? To find.... THE PERFECT MEATBALL SUB!!! No.... wait.... that was last week, todays quest was to find the ever elusive dancing monkey graphic. With the dancing monkey within our power I knew that there was no one who would be beyond our control!! WOO HA HA HA!! (picture evil laugh here). I began my search in the deep deep bowels of the search engine known only as... JEEVES! *DUN DUN DUN* (I'm also attempting to add sound effects and a laugh track to increase hits). Yes, THE Jeeves the most sinister search engine of them all... I first tried "Where can I find a dancing monkey?" as my search, hoping that the search engine would be stunned by my Blitzkreig-style, suprise frontal attack. But alas, Jeeves was more crafty and evil than I had ever feared, and the moment I hit enter he began interrogating me rapidly with substitute questions such as "Where can if find out about modern dance?" and "Where can I find out about monkey diseases?" or even "What are some tribal dances?" He hit me with so many question so fast I couldn't think, and amid all of this confusion he didn't give me one webpage that seemed to be what I was searching for. I couldn't take it I yelled "ENOUGH!" and after the computer-lab had calmed back down I continued speaking more quietly "Jeeves, I do not know the answers to these questions you ask of me, please grant me this request that I have for the dancing monkey." Jeeves was as silent as the night on a ....well..... silent night. Jeeves had won the battle, but I swore that the war would be mine! With blinding speed and only 4 backspaces I was able to type in the address of www.google.com from the moment I had typed in "dancing monkey" I knew that Jeeves had not forseen this brilliant move. It was quite apparent that (as I suspected) my old friend had been keeping things from me. Sure, no dancing monkey was to be found on the first link I followed, or the second, or the third, but after half an hour of following links I finally found out that YES, indeed there IS an animation company named "The Dancing Monkey". Sadly this was not what I was looking for. Still I carried forth, on and on, into the very heart of 2:30 and then it happened! The network crashed of course. If you were a student at BSU you would realize just how inevitable this type of occurance is, particularly if you are typing an important paper and have not saved. After the noble machine had recovered I began anew to follow my links in Google. Then I had a ephiphany! What if I were to try "Dancing Monkey Pictures"? Ask quick as a cat and with only 2 small errors I managed to type this in and to make a long story less....long......I finally found the elusive dancing monkey! Well to be honest it's not really dancing so much as kind of jumping... and I wasn't smart enough to be able to add it to the page... but by GOD I linked to it! And if you value your life you will FOLLOW this link and behold the fruits of my labor. Furthermore I would appreciate it if you were just a little bit amazed. Also it wouldn't kill you to write a comment once in a while! Well my friends, that is the tale of the golden monkey (unless you count that fact that he isn't golden) . Tune in next time for "Amazing Adventures of that....umm..... guy! You know, the one who spent all that time looking for the dancing monkey?"

Your Supreme Guide,

John