Try rising to new depths of extreme laziness to the point where you can actually feel your muscles atrophying a little each day. THEN, sign up for an all-day flag football tournament. Do you have muscles in your teeth or eyelids? If not, I guess they were going thru sympathy pains due to the extreme agony the rest of my body was experiencing.
-John
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my new tie
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If nothing else, socks make good handles.
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Definately NOT in your teeth!