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Well I accomplished my goal of getting at least 5 comments on my post which I entirely devoted to that task, and yet Bob has over 10 comments on a post which merely added 1 search to the list which I went over on a subsequent post. I went through and replied to the searcher of each and yet I only get two comments on this masterfully done work, whereas Bob’s piggy-back post got over ten… I’m not bitter, I was just a bit confused as to why this might be, but then it came to me, it was quite simple really. Bob is a member of the Free Masons and the have conspired against me. Okay that would be kind of cool, but the reality is that I think it was all a result of his off-the-cuff statement “Anyway, #1 for “girlfriend+heavier+than+me” beat that if you can” In doing so he inadvertently laid down the gauntlet, and weird searches have indeed come in, so beat him you have, however I would like to quickly update our most recent searches just to try and climb us up the ranks past The Delicious Young Prince. So without further adieu,
“inflating university grades” <—The Dynamic duo has proudly been doing this since 1994
“pictures of the sexiest duo” <—apparently I am so sexy that I more than compensate for Bob’s gross deformities (not enough to bring us too the top though, we are 8th in this search on yahoo)
“phillipine candy” <—We are the one and only result on a google search proving once and for all that we are the tasty treat of the Phillipines…. however I should qualify this statement by mentioning that most people probably spell PhiliPPines right.
“dynamic duo” ironically enough we come in at around 8th in this search (really the result was for our .info address but I guess they made it here anyways)
“queen of the damned eye makeup gold” <—currently we are the 5th highest result, proving once again that my idea of marketing hellish gold cosmetics was a boon to this site.
Well that’s it for now, but I’ll keep you updated as the new arrivals come in. We would be interested to hear the oddest searches you have had lead to your own site, or if you are one these searches who stumbles upon us, tell us if you found what you were looking for 
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The fact that I get a constant stream of search requests for variations on “monkey rape”, I have to be vigilant if I want to catch my more insane ones.
But I am the 48th best resource on the web for Monkey Rape That’s 48th out of a possible 36,200. And yet my work is not done.
I’m also proud that someone came looking for “x files mulder skinner rectum”, and when someone came looking for fan fiction for the disney cartoon “Talespin”, I wrote a very special fan fiction for them (last post on the page), which turned out to be the most disturbing thing I’ve ever written, but I was only following the law of fanfiction: “The longer you write, the better the chances are that it will become porn and, eventually, man-on-man porn.
I’m convinced that there are some very bored people out there who get their kicks out of seeding peoples referer logs. Who else would have found that the Dynamic Duo is number one if you search for [url="http://www.google.com/search?q=model+de+cage+pour+cockatiel&btnG=Google+Search&hl=en&lr;=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8">my girlfriend beg to ride 2,000 drunk canines</a>?
Or what about the fact that I am number two when someone searches for <a ]model de cage pour cockatiel[/url] I don’t even speak Russian, let alone write it on my site!
Dang! I pushed post insead of preview. That was my girlfriend beg to ride 2,000 drunk canines
Kevin that is truly the most disturbing thing I have ever heard. With the possible exception of the fact that there is Tailspin fan fiction (nods to Delicious Young Prince for bringing THIS to my attention). However I think that with your careful vigilance we have temporarily passed monkey rape as the weirdest search resulting in our site, beat THAT prince!
Quick updates on some searches that found us in the last few hours:
“sucubus mythology”
“book report on ruthless”
and countless different variations of luis vuitton and takashi bags
Oh, I will. Mark my words, I will.
I don’t have anything new that I’m the top of the heap for but if you’re shocked that there’s Talespin Fan Fiction, then check out my post on fan fiction (second post down) for more gems like Gay Knight Rider Porn (both Hasselhoff AND KITT), a 72 Chapter “Adult” N’Sync Fan Fiction, and Mario Kart Fan Fiction, for the intricate backstory behind why Nintendo characters race go-karts.
An enterprising foreigner came to my site looking for: Sock Universe Children Are Not Special
Beat that!