It’s a New Car!
Monday, August 13th, 2007
You know, UltraDad and I have been talking, and we decided that its only fair, since he has a ‘new’ pickup, that I get a ‘new’ car. The theory is that, then, we will get rid of all our junkers and each have a reliable vehicle to drive. My dream car is a not-too-old Toyota Camry.
UltraDad is on a trip to Idaho on his seven days off, mostly to see Johnny before he heads back to Tennessee and another year of law school. Yesterday I talked to the crew, and they were all (UltraDad, Johnny, Jimbo, Heather and Heath) dining out at the Texas Roadhouse in Idaho Falls, my very favorite restaurant. But they hadn’t forgotten about me, Johnny assured me. In fact, they had located a car for me and had already made the deal. They were sure I would love it. Now, I’m not sure what kind of car this is, but I think you will agree you have never seen anything quite like it.
UltraMom
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UltraDad would make a good fill-in for Vanna White, I’m thinking
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Apparently, the stylish tailpipe is detatchable
Hang on a second - in the second photo, has the tailpipe been moved to the hood? This car is a Franklin stove in disguise!
Okay, just got clarification on the car’s features. Turns out it is more multi-dimensional than I had realized. The ‘exhaust pipe’ has been moved to the sun roof in the second photo, where it is now serving the function of a ‘snorkel.’ I will be amphibious!