The Dynamic Duo

UltraMom, you should be carrying us through my creative drought with your embarrassing stories of my childhood which have so caused our number of visitors to rise. You are a star now, and you can’t really be letting your public down like this. We expect a post here soon, and you can tell my stories. i don’t really mind, but i will whine, complain, and threaten in the comments. I have nothing to hide but whatever you do, don’t tell them about that one summer that involved the Mexican jail. So let’s see some more of your amazing writing.