Well everyone, if you have ever visited our site before you undoubtedly noticed that I changed our site's best feature. Yes, that's right, the DANCING MONKEYS!! I was just getting a little sick of them being alongside our (o.k. mostly Bob's) posts and distracting me with their gyrations. So I moved them up to the top of the page under our respective names. I should note that I placed each monkey carefully, being sure to reflect their personalities as well as possible. Therefore I put the strong, no-nonsense, king-of-the-jungle monkey on my side and the cute little, la la la la la, I'm-a-happy-little-distraction monkey on Bob's side. If you have visited our page before and (God forbid) read some of our posts, then you undoubtedly recognize the wisdom of this placement. As Bob does a lot more of the happy-little-distraction posts, whereas I do far fewer posts which all have true character and style.

It should be noted that the fantasy baseball league is, in fact, up and running and if you would like to join just email us, leave a comment, or put a message into a bottle and fling it out into the sea, or the street for that matter. I don't care where you fling the bottle, I don't care how you get a hold of us, and I don't even care if your bottle careens out of control and kills a harmless hotdog vendor. What I do care about is that some people actually join! I had to go through the hassle of creating this league and I'll be damned if I'm going to stand idly by and watch you run it into the ground!

.....Sorry about that, just a little bit of tension left over from those last few harrowing weeks of fantasy football I guess. In any event, I would like it if most of the people in our league were people we knew, or people who had at least read our site rather than random Tom's, Dick's, Harry's, and Kareem's off of the street. Not that I have anything against these particular names mind you, it's just that I would hate to have to gloat over these street people when I crush all league competitors beneath my might 10 1/2 size sneakers.

Well folks, I'm afraid that the big monkey is hungry now and must go feed himself (one must keep up his strength if he is to continue to rule the jungle and refer to himself as "one") so I am afraid that I will once again have to leave you the wasteland of Bob's posts. I would however like to endorse my friend Jared's website. Currently there isn't much there, but I am confident that as he gets his legs under him (and off of the sofa playing his freakin X-box!) his site will be a really cool place. His writings (although currently few) are funny and well done and I strongly encourage you to visit his site via the link in... well.... my link section. I'm not going to threaten you here, but lets just say visiting his site soon would be more conducive to a long life.....

-JOHN()

King of the Jungle