Hi Kids welcome to another amazing installment of the UltraMom fun show!
May I just point out, because I don’t think it has really been picked up on yet, that there is a nearly daily new picture of the cutest baby in the entire universe right here on this very website? Just take a moment to absorb the magnitude of that.
Also, purely because I estimate that you are the type of person who is too lazy to click the see linc button at the top of every page, I have included the most recent photo right there in my sidebar. I am such a benevolent deity.
Aaah… And here I thought you were being a lazy blogger. Off to check out the ever-cute Linc.
Heh.
Ha! You’re cute even with a crooked head, Linc.
SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a feeling his head is on just fine, and this is just UltraBob’s perverted sense of humor! When do I get to videochat with my baby??!!!
2 years ago today, I finally accomplished a goal I had been pursuing for nearly 11 years and married the girl of my dreams. The longest engagement in history and a long distance relationship to end all long distance relationships was all worth it, and we have now reached our cotton anniversary. This morning I pointed this out to UltraGirl and pointed out the tantalizing array of cotton prefold diapers I have obtained for her in way of congratulations. She looked so happy it was truly bone chilling.
I’m at work and don’t have much time to write a lot, but I just wanted to take a few minutes and express how lucky I feel to have found the perfect partner who keeps me from going off every available deep-end, is my best friend, is totally hot, and is—it turns out—a fantastic mother. I’m not very good with the mushy stuff, but I love you honey, and I’m glad we’re married. I plan to keep on this way for a good long time (until I run off that final deep-end in fact).
Thank you for the nice post, UB. I think you are pretty alright too 
Also you are my best friend. Linc’s being sleeping a lot today. We’ll see ya soon!
Congrats you two love birds! But, I thought you were married in December???
That was just a diversionary tactic, and it appears to have worked like a charm! *BWAHAHAHA*
We actually got married on 7/7 (Tanabata) in 2006 legally, but had our ceremony on 12/2. We got engaged in December 1995 after we started going out in September 1995 so we were in a big rush to get married and couldn’t wait for the cermony.
You crazy people (you and Tomoko and Nicki and Chad) who have two anniversaries. I think you just want to make your various spouses buy you gifts more often. Not a bad idea… Should I feel cheated b/c Mike only married me once?
Short answer: yes.
Congratulations!! I don’t think that I could be engaged for 11 years, that’s a really long time.
Congratulations guys!!!!!! Hope you have a wonderful romantic evening to celebrate.
Thanks ladies.
Jessica, is it? I thought that was the standard. Now I feel cheated.
Heather we have a wonderful, romantic 2 1/2 month old, and I had wonderful, romantic work and a wonderful, romantic dentist appointment. So considering all that, we totally had a wonderful, romantic evening.
Awwwwww.
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That was so touching, honey. What you have is all I could wish for any of my children. I love Tomoko too. I was really happy when you finally tied the knot, but I have to admit that since I actually attended the December ceremony, this date kind of slipped my mind. Happy Anniversary wishes only a little bit late.
I posted this video of Linc playing while I chat about what is going on with us a while ago on youtube but realized I never posted it here. It is a bit old, but since I don’t get tired of watching it (with the sound off) I extrapolate that none of you will either. He is after all the single cutest kid the world has ever seen aside from McCaulley Culkin.
Wow! Great video for discovering the many talents of UBob. Who knew you were such a good whistler?
You’ve got my curiosity piqued. What horrible things were you doing that MIL objected to, but insurance lady said was good?
I really like the video with the voice over. It gives us a chance to see Link in his natural element while hearing about his adventures--a very good format. Keep it up.
Link is so cute. I can tell that he’s getting pretty chubby. I can’t wait to see him in person.
My whistling skills are second only to my knowledge of the cervix, but I have to confess it wasn’t me whistling in the video. It was Linc, we are practicing now and hope to launch a father and son whistling extravaganza roadshow sometime this winter.
As for the horrible things I was doing that destroyed any possibility for future happiness for Linc. I don’t remember them in great detail, I know that giving him belly time was one, trying not to wrap him in too many clothes was another, swaddling him was a third, and holding him when his grandma wanted to hold him was another.
Why is the insurance lady a baby expert? Perhaps insurance ladies have a different function in Japan than they do here?
I hope Linc has gotten the red snoopy by now and anything else his little heart desires. I think most of all he wants to video chat with his Grandma across the big waters on her new macbook.
I think that explains my confusion in the video about who she was. After giving it some thought, I think this is the result of having a good and mostly functional national health care system. It is in the government’s interest to try to reduce the number of sick visits to the doctor, so they have hired experts on baby care to go around and check on families in the area and assure that a certain basic level of care exists and answer any questions the family may have. She explained the vaccination schedule and other important things liek that to us too. All in all it seems like something the USA would do well to emulate. Go Obama!
Incidentally according to the 2008 World Factbook estimated 2008 infant mortality rates Japan has the second lowest infant mortality rate in the world, while the U.S. is in 42nd place, two spots behind Cuba.
It was very nice talking with you two on video chat. Hope we can have time to do it more often. Linc wants to talk to Grandma and Grandpa in the U.S. too!