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Tuesday, August 26th, 2003

Haiku


Hey there ugly girl
that beautiful voice of yours
made you attractive

By UltraBob at 09:43 AM Link to this post here!
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  • on August 26th, 2003 10:47 AM kristen said:

    I wonder who you were talking to today? I’m glad it wasn’t me… I don’t like being called ugly.





Tuesday, August 26th, 2003

Loophole


I was just thinking. If Bush managed to be elected to a 2nd term, and wanted to go for a third term, he could make a very compelling case that he had only been elected once. (This implies the impossible event that Mr. Bush didn’t try to rig the second election and was elected anyway.)

By UltraBob at 03:58 AM Link to this post here!
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Wednesday, August 13th, 2003

Ouch


I got nailed (and by nailed I mean hit really really hard) in the eye, by one of those crazy clumbsy erratic and altogether too large cicadas today.

Stupid hummingbird-sized bugs!

By UltraBob at 10:10 AM Link to this post here!
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Tuesday, August 5th, 2003

Good Times


Hello Everybody.
I just returned from a fun-filled, action packed weekend in Nevada and California. I expected to check the Duo site to see some exciting new posts from Bob, or some exciting new comments from the rest of you, but its the same as when I left it. I expected, at least, to have UB make fun of me for my double comment.
My sister invited me to go along on this 4-day trip with her and her son Michael. We flew to Reno and met my brother Dave, wife Jane, and their 21 yr old son Charley. They had all kinds of fun surprises planned for us! We spent the night in Reno at Harrah’s and had an AWESOME buffet. We also saw a comedian magician and a singing quartet, consisting of former member of the singing groups the Platters, Coasters, Drifters and some others I think. They did a lot of old nostalgia songs, mostly MoTown.
Our house is still up in the air, but will hopefully be move-back-inable soon. My husband’s brother & wife are very kindly providing us with a home in our transient state, but I think more than a week’s worth of overnight guests could get old pretty quickly. They do let me use their computer, or you wouldn’t be getting this provacative new posting.
Well, there is lots more, but I’m tired and this is kind of boring, so I’ll tell you about the rest later and I’ll try, as Emeril says “To spice it up a little.”
Ultramom

By UltraMom at 04:37 AM Link to this post here!
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(oriko means good kid)

Johnny 95.5
Its this big guy's turn for the spotlight. Just finished chatting with him on Skype and was struck, as always, by his insight and humor. Get well, Baby. Don't let that cold get the best of you. Take some Zicam.
UltraGirl 95.4
This girl has been lately leaving insightful comments on my posts, a move likely to ensure her a good ranking on the Oriko Leaderboard. Thanks, UltraGirl. I too am glad my camera returned from the Center of the Earth. And do give those cranberries another try.
UltraBob 95.3
k Has been a little busy, but hopefully that's good news for Akatombo Media. We keep missing each other on Skype, but we'll figure it out one of these days. Thanks for the comments. Someday I may finish writing about the trip!
Jim 95.2
Am a little disappointed cause I thought I was going to get to see this guy next weekend at Aunt Debi's wedding. Now he's not coming after all, which is probably a wise choice and all, but still drops him a bit in the Leaderboard ratings til I get over it. Give me another day or two. And he DID make me and UltraDad a super-awesome Anniversary Card with a fun guessing game. We're still waiting to hear....who won?
Heather 95.1
Hasn't been leaving comments, and refuses to share her taco dip recipe, but she did send UltraDad and me an absolutely gorgeous Anniversary card and cash for a dinner out, which we have already made use of. Thanks, Honey.
Polly 88.0
I'm going to leave this kitty up here ahead of the dogs for now. They are still barking at her at every juncture, and as far as I can see, the only thing she does to instigate it is to exist.
Murphy the Wonderdog 87.9
Doesn't bark at Polly as much as his little demon-brother, but does bark at said brother way too much. Murphy, you are the (relatively speaking) "Big Dog". If you want the chewbone Rowdy has, don't bark at him; take it away from him!
Rowdy 75.0
Still too much barking, and a little too much pooping and peeing in the house. Is starting to learn a few tricks, but is not as clever as Murphy in that way.




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