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Well, to make up for not having anything worthwhile to say recently, I’ve added a couple of different title bars for our top page. Is this the start of a whole new site design? I guess you’ll just have to keep coming back to see. (like you care) Anyway, when you load the page you should get a different title than you got last time. Pretty cool eh? We will also soon be introducing our new interview section, once Johnny and I get a chance to put our heads together one more time about how to run it.

The thing about the interview section is that you have to be chosen by the former interviewee to participate. I was just thinking that isn’t really fair, so I’ve formulated a way to give the rest of you a chance at fame and the rigors of stardom. So here it is: create a title graphic for our site, and include your website url as a signature somewhere on the graphic. The only limit is that the graphic can be no taller than 100 pixels and no wider than 768 pixels. You can use .png, .jpg, .gif, or .psd format how easy is that? PSD files will be converted to an appropriate file format for the web, and PNGs may or may not be converted. At any rate, if you want your url showing up on our top page along with your fabulous site title design, get your submission in. I have yet to come up with a great method for you to submit without giving away my e-mail address to spammers, but how about this:

either send an e-mail to

titles AT t4ac DOT com (I’m sure you can figure this out, you’re a clever one, I’ve always said that about you.)
—or—
leave a comment telling me you would like to submit and I’ll send you an e-mail that you can reply to with your submission.

One last thing: I’m only gonna put up stuff I like, so don’t do it half-assed. Yeah, I know you can be a real lazy slob sometimes, but put some effort into it this time, for me ok?

Thanks

UltraBob

Now in my CD Player: Peaceful Day from the album “Live at the Key Club” by Pennywise or if you are in Japan, click here

I was going through my pictures and realized that I take an inordinately large amount of pictures of flowers. Some of don’t seem too bad, so I thought I’d share them with you. They have been uploaded in the photos section of the site. Please comment and let me know what you think of them.

Now in my CD Player: Voice of the Voiceless from the album “The Battle of Los Angeles” by Rage Against the Machine or if you are in Japan, click here

Gotta go to bed, but before I’d go, I’d like to try to help lighten MJ’s burden, so here goes:

digitally altered images of adults to look like kids for porn
naked girl while firefighting
pictures of toilets with a piece of paper drowning in them
little cute feet and toes of 16 and under girls porn sites
13-14 year old girls wearing thongs
free dirty girl photo
PORN STAR ECHO PICTURES
collections erotic stories archives
panty mania

Nothing but the best traffic for this site!

Now in my CD Player: Elmer Elevator from the album “Birds & The B-Sides” by Shonen Knife or if you are in Japan, click here

The time has come to respond to the laughable, often nonsensical charges of “The Cook” of the humorously titled “Cerebral Soup.”

Not to completely deride the author, she is obviously an avid reader, appropriating references I made over a year ago to Johnny looking like the owner of a junkyard in Louisiana. I also agree with her hatred of the dancing monkey in Johnny’s zoo, but her imagining the monkey assaulting her falls in line with her imaginings of Johnny trying to pick her up on MSN Messenger. I’ll get into that later. Her assessment of our side menu book lists not being updated often are also on the mark. I have finished a lot of the books on my list, and I’m sure Johnny has too. we prefer to focus on the high-quality material that we do churn out on a regular basis. I was tempted to go with Johnny’s idea of using her rant as a suggestion from a reader and sign it by someone interesting, but I’m sure that would just get her more riled up.

Particularly ironic were her claims of me being illiterate in one sentence, and then “insulting” me by calling me a philanderer and a philanthropist, obviously too enamored with the alliteration (She’ll have to look that one up) to bother finding out what the word means. Also entertaining was her main charge: a protest of my use, in jest, of a number of search terms listed prominently in on of her own posts, not in her site statistics. Any of you who have had the pleasure of witnessing Panty Mania, know that The Cook’s charge was more ironic than the pot calling the kettle black.

Let me quickly address the Neighborhood Project accusations before I move on to the topic you’ve all been waiting for: charges of Johnny picking up internet girlfriends in MSN Messenger. The Neighborhood Project is a very good way of driving traffic to the site, but it is definitely not without effort on my part. I guess The Cook assumes that I put out a request for pictures and they fly in and attach themselves to our site. Let me assure you that they do not.

You may have noticed that I have not complained about the charges of philanderer. I mean when the ladies want you it isn’t nice to deny them is it? Johnny holds the same philosophy on this issue including our exception of extending it online. We don’t believe in picking up girls online (unless they tell us they’re really hot of course). I happened to be involved in the MSN Messenger chat in question, and the only reference I remember Johnny making to an online relationship with The Cook was that she could NOT be his fake Internet girlfriend. Of course we all have our fantasies, and obviously The Cook is no exception. With a pair as irresistible as we are, it really comes as no surprise.

It’s time to wrap this up, but I would like to summarize with four messages for The Cook at “Cerebral Soup”:

1. We know you are, but what are we?
2. we are rubber, you are glue, it bounces off of us and sticks to you
3. Neener neener neener
   -and last but not least-
   
4. Our Dad could beat up your Dad!

I added a new submission from Kristen yesterday of pictures from Kasuga. It’s a great series, and you should go check it out. As always, you can leave comments by clicking on the picture for a larger view and scrolling to the bottom of the page. You may also have noticed that I added some random pictures from the photo album to my side bar. I would like to limit these photos to The Neighborhood Project, but havent quite figured that out yet. If you have any ideas…

Please feel free to make your submission at any time, and I’ll get them up as soon as time permits. Right now I am working on an upload page for the project, but until I have time to get it done, please leave a comment requesting information on how to submit and I’ll get back to you soon with the details.

Without further ado, here’s the gateway to Kasuga, Tokyo, Japan:

This is too much!!!!! We have to get this jackass out of the White House as soon as we can. One would think that lying (or “emphasizing” for those completely incapable of thought) his way into being able to send American men and women to die to make his friends richer; stealing the election in a campaign of dishonesty that they didn’t even bother to cover up; and passing off a assistance for the rich package (no double-taxation of dividends from stock investments for those of you who haven’t figured it out yet) as a leg-up for the common man would be enough to impeach him, but it doesn’t seem to be, so let’s throw in loyalty day.

He has used an unrelated national tragedy and a lie as the foundation to send our men and women to go kill innocent people to bring them democracy. We have lost track of what democracy is in the United States, and most of the people don’t seem to mind! We’ll drive our SUVs to work and call anyone who dares to point out the problems with the way we are doing things a traitor. We’ll consider ourselves patriots when the people we are ostracizing are the real patriots; they are the ones who care enough about the United States to try to fix it, but it is much easier to think that America is number one, and that we are never wrong and suck our thumbs while blaming our problems on everyone else.

To hell with loyalty day, to hell with George Bush, and to hell with any of you in the U.S. who are too complacent to think about what is happening in your country and really get mad. The media you get is no excuse anymore. There have been enough obvious shenanigans that anyone should start to see what’s wrong. Reclaim May 1st and make it May Day as it should be. Not Law Day as it has previously been in the U.S. If this has riled you up, write a couple of letters to your congressmen, or visit their offices if they are close enough, to express your disdain. Then go look at the history of May day on the Internet, and learn that why it having been declared law day and then loyalty day is a series of greater and greater insults to the public.

Oh yeah, one more thing, tell your congress people that you want them to impeach bush, and that they can count on not getting your vote ever again if they don’t publicly push for it, and then stand by your word. If we want the system to work for us, we have to work on the system.

I’m assuming Sako has already written about this (he seems to beat me every time now), but it deserves repeating as often as possible.

UPDATE: Turns out that loyalty day has been around for sometime mixed up with law day, but that Bush wanted to claim it for his own and made and announced the holiday as if it were his own decree. This doesn’t really change my feelings on any of it. Oh yeah, and neither does the fact that Clinton did the same thing with law day, so don’t bother bringing it up.