Lately I seem to have been down a lot. Posting things that are not very positive (or interesting for that matter), and putting most of my creative energy into the design of the site. Those of you who are familiar with any of the writings I’ve done in Think For a Change Magazine or the few articles I’ve submitted here and there to other ‘zines will be used to this somber frame of mind. It shows up a lot more in my writing than in my day-to-day life. I think that the reason my writing is generally depressed is that when I write I have time to contemplate things. In the rush of daily life, the moments in which I am able to pause and really consider what I am going to say or how I am going to act next are few and far between.
Further discussion about whether my darker style of writing is closer to my true self is inviting. I realize however that it is many times more inviting for me than for you so I will forego it. What I want to express with this post is my heartfelt resolution to be more positive and see the bright side of things when I write for this site. I have plenty of chance to be negative and depressed in my other writing, and it is not good for my outlook on life. I still intend to give my honest opinion of issues that come up on this page, but I will also strive to pull the brighter things from daily life to write about. I have made this decision partially because my mother reads this site, and I don’t want her to worry. Hi Mom, I love you! The other part is that I feel that my outlook on life has become rather grim lately, and as a result I cannot open myself up to enjoy my time in Japan as much.
I want my writing here to be an exercise in being happy and well adjusted, as little as that matches my personality. I’ll start on this new resolution with my next post. Wish me luck!
It has been one thing after another at work today. I just finished bringing a new Account Manager live on Discount-Domain.com (getting that thing working is another story, which I am still too mentally fragile to relate at this time), and today I needed to do some testing on it, and fix some minor bugs. To test properly I decided that I need to have at least one of each type of domain name registered under my account. To do this I needed to get the division head’s credit card (I don’t have a credit card, and wouldn’t want to pay for it anyway.) He was busy, and it was impossible to talk with him for quite some time. I finally got to him, and started going through our registration process only to discover that there was a problem with our .info and .biz domain name registration pages, and I couldn’t finish the registration. I then embarked on a mission to find the problem with the registration process, which turned out to be surprisingly easy, but it took time. By the time the registration process was fixed, the division head was busy again. I started to work on some of the known issues with the Account Manager while I waited. Finally I got the credit card again, and completed the registration process, but the registry for .biz is down which causes the registration to go into a pending status. The .info domain, not wanting to be left out, also went into pending status for no apparent reason. Then I pulled out my gun and put it to my temple and…
It’s not really that drastic, but it is incredibly frustrating to work on something all day, and be no further at the end of the day than you were at the start. This seems to be an everyday experience here. Oh well, I’m really glad that I discovered and fixed the problem with the domain name registration for .info and .biz. You can even get your own domain if you’d like. A few posts ago, I included a banner for our site. If you’d like a domain name go check it out. The site is getting better all the time, and with me as the Customer Support Manager I can guarantee good customer support. Just mention that you registered through this site, and I’ll make sure that I personally handle your support mails.
Hello all, I’m back to actually write about something, but first just so you all know, I’m going to announce the advent of the dancing monkey in Johnny’s links section. I will also explain the significance behind him because right now Johnny is the only one who knows why he has put a dancing monkey on the web page.
At my current job, as a project coordinator for an English domain name registration website that was spawned from a Japanese domain name registration website, I am responsible for everything from graphic and web design to marketing and public relations.
My boss at the company, has never been outside of Japan and has no business or marketing skills (he even displays an astounding lack of understanding of the business he is in); but because he started at a time when domain name service in Japanese was not available, and there was a rush for domain names because of the Internet boom, he was extreme confidence in his abilities and decision making skills. A while ago he came up with the idea of putting a cartoon monkey on the website as a sort of a mascot, and he was not to be deterred. I fought with him for about three hours about it, telling him that we cannot run a professional looking website with cartoon monkeys dancing around the page, and almost had to quit the job to convince him.
The idea was not a bad one … for Japan, where business to business company’s don’t hesitate to label their products with characters like Hello Kitty; but was a terrible idea for an English website. Everyone I tell the story to finds it amazing, but for me it’s not much different from other days. Johnny seems to have been particularly taken by the story, and has decided to put the dancing monkey on our page, because it will surely increase site traffic. Do you think it is a good strategy? Vote with the comment feature below this link.
Now we move on to the real subject of this post, my observations on modern Japanese culture. The Japanese have always been viewed as a culture that values the group over the individual, while the U.S. is said to value the individual over the group. When discussing differences between the U.S. and Japan this difference often comes up, but I don’t think it really matters. In a group oriented society, members work for the benefit of the group, thereby increasing the safety and security of most of the group. In an individual oriented society, members of a group look out for their own interests, which often means helping, whether directly or indirectly, the group. These differences do exist although I don’t think that they are as clearly defined as most people writing about Japan would like to believe.
I am interested in examining the group oriented society in Japan, not in how it compares to the U.S., but rather how modern group culture in Japan, compares to historical group culture in Japan. Consider a group as an organism with a developed nervous system, and the members as limbs of the organism. In any organism with an advanced nervous system, there are safety features built in that do not require the brain (the leaders of the group, or in many cases a consensus of the members) to order an emergency action for it to take place.
As an example, if you put your hand on a hot stove, the nerves on the surface of your hand are the first parts of your body to receive the warning that the stove is hot. When the nerves in your hand receive the message that you are touching something hot, they trigger you to jerk your hand back, a signal is then sent to the brain letting it now what happened. This is how group oriented culture seems to have worked in Japan during the samurai times. Members of the group thought for themselves, and made decisions with the good of the group in mind. Having the good of the group in mind did not mean that they asked the groups leadership what to do at every turn.
If you put your hand on a hot stove, and then waited for a signal to reach your brain, a decision to be made, and a signal to be sent back to your hand, you would have already been burned. This is how modern group culture in Japan seems to work, and is partially responsible, in my humble opinion, for Japan not having produced a single successful multinational corporation in the past ten years (with the possible exception of NTT Docomo whose success remains to be seen). Japanese students are taught to memorize from an early age, history classes consist of a series of names and dates to be remembered. There is no room for questions like – “What events do YOU THINK caused some event in history?” in a Japanese history class. Requests for further information about a subject are often discouraged. The entire goal of each stage of the education system is to be admitted to a high level school in the next stage. This culminates with the entrance exam for Universities. Being a university student is the time for relaxing and enjoying life. Very little studying takes place. Just getting into a good university is enough to get a good job. You are not expected to learn anything valuable at the university, as everything will be taught to you at the company.
This lack of critical thinking creates the situation I see in Japanese companies today. Employees seek approval for everything, and are expected to do so. There are people whose only job is to carry approval requests around to be stamped. Nothing can be decided without the approval of many, and no one wants or is expected to take responsibility for their decisions. This system makes it impossible for Japanese companies to react to anything quickly, and is, I think, one of the major problems with Japan today.
My message to Japan – LEARN TO THINK FOR YOURSELVES! This doesn’t mean that you have to be an individual. The nail that sticks up gets pounded down, but exercising a bit of common sense never hurt anybody.
I finally got all the problems fixed, and I’m feeling good. I’m going to bed now ‘cause it is pretty late, but I want to apologize for hating everyone and everything while I was trying to get the site fixed. As always the problem was something that shouldn’t have been a problem at all. If computers can’t do what I mean, I wish they would at least do what I say!
Hello unfaithful, downright fickle reader, I haven’t posted in a while, and you haven’t missed me! Even though you have no interest, I’ll tell you why I haven’t posted. I have been working on trying to fix our page, which is, if you look at it right now still screwed up! The frustrating thing is that we haven’t broken any of the stuff that broke. The problem lies with Blogger which is the service that we are using to create this website. We had a big problem for a while, that disallowed us from posting to the page. I fixed that only to have the corners of every box on the page screw up for no apparent reason. I’m tearing my hair our trying to figure out what caused this unfortunate turn of events, and am no closer to a solution. If I had more time, I would scrap this design and build an entirely new one. Unfortunately I don’t even have as much time as I am putting into this. Here is an urgent plea, if you know about web design, view the source of this page, and let me know if you can see why the corners aren’t showing up right. I’m sure it’ll be obvious to somebody, but it baffles me! You can e-mail me directly if you have an answer. Just click here to make me feel dumb!
I don't mean to alarm anyone here, but I just thought that you should all know that I was checking out the site tracker to see how had been visiting our site.... and it turns out one of the those is usda.gov. I don't mean to alarm anyone without cause, but if I am not mistaken that would be the the United States Dairy Association. Lord only knows what feindish plots they may have for us! I can only pray they don't find out about those unauthorized milking experiments that we have been conducting with-in the U.S. province of Guam. It suddenly occurs to me that if they did not know about these then they certainly will if they read this post.... But I'm going to bet that they just took one look at the good clean fun our site provides and decided that it wasn't worth their time to investigate. They won't be back. I'm not afraid! O.k. well I'm a little afraid. But I mean COME ON who wouldn't be a little concerned to find that such a powerful government entity was investigating their website? This next message will be encoded so that I may privately exchange a few words about this concerning activity, with my brother. Please do not attempt to crack the code. It is, in fact, unbreakable. You will only force yourself to go insane if you try. BEGIN ENCRYPTION PigLatin4.0 Encryption succesfully spawned ObBay heytay reaay ntooay suay! stroyDay hetay owscay eforebay t'siay ootay atelay! END ENCRYPTION Ha ha, I was of course kidding earlier on about the milk experiments in Guam. No need to get alarmed. Just calm down everyone.
I am glad to say that Bob has finally fixed the glitches that were in our code, which you of course would know if you bother reading his posts 1.. I would like to extend my thanks to him for doing so as I can resume my Adventure's In HTML® which will probably result in me scewing something up so that he has to fix it again! The circle of life continues.
I am pleased to see that we are actually getting a few hits now and again that are not in fact ourselves and I would greatly encourage those of you who are viewing this to come back again. The more hits we have the more incentive that will give us to update our site with new graphics and additions, and the more apt we will be to make timely posts. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ASKED, THE DANCING MONKEY LINK IS IN MY LINK SECTION! CLICK ON THE MONKEY PICTURE AND IT SHOULD TAKE YOU THERE. I hope to soon have this monkey under our power to dance about (or jump rather) on our site. So if you come back for no other reason, come back for the monkey! With that my friends I shall leave you.
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The Magnificent
Hello faithful viewer! (I too am hopeful that at least one person has viewed our page more than once) I wish too congradulate me and my brother on the excellent changes that have been made in the page. I think that actual pictures will greatly increase the length of time that you are willing to look at our formerly graphics-forelorn page. I have been picking up a few of the tricks on how to do things in the designing aspects of this page so hopefully (with a few inevitable exceptions) in the future, I will have sole ownership and mastery of my side of the page and Bob (except when he is too dumb and I have to do it for him) will have a weak monopoly on his side. In the goal of drawing new repeat viewers to our page I, John McDonald, embarked upon a quest today! The quest? To find.... THE PERFECT MEATBALL SUB!!! No.... wait.... that was last week, todays quest was to find the ever elusive dancing monkey graphic. With the dancing monkey within our power I knew that there was no one who would be beyond our control!! WOO HA HA HA!! (picture evil laugh here). I began my search in the deep deep bowels of the search engine known only as... JEEVES! *DUN DUN DUN* (I'm also attempting to add sound effects and a laugh track to increase hits). Yes, THE Jeeves the most sinister search engine of them all... I first tried "Where can I find a dancing monkey?" as my search, hoping that the search engine would be stunned by my Blitzkreig-style, suprise frontal attack. But alas, Jeeves was more crafty and evil than I had ever feared, and the moment I hit enter he began interrogating me rapidly with substitute questions such as "Where can if find out about modern dance?" and "Where can I find out about monkey diseases?" or even "What are some tribal dances?" He hit me with so many question so fast I couldn't think, and amid all of this confusion he didn't give me one webpage that seemed to be what I was searching for. I couldn't take it I yelled "ENOUGH!" and after the computer-lab had calmed back down I continued speaking more quietly "Jeeves, I do not know the answers to these questions you ask of me, please grant me this request that I have for the dancing monkey." Jeeves was as silent as the night on a ....well..... silent night. Jeeves had won the battle, but I swore that the war would be mine! With blinding speed and only 4 backspaces I was able to type in the address of www.google.com from the moment I had typed in "dancing monkey" I knew that Jeeves had not forseen this brilliant move. It was quite apparent that (as I suspected) my old friend had been keeping things from me. Sure, no dancing monkey was to be found on the first link I followed, or the second, or the third, but after half an hour of following links I finally found out that YES, indeed there IS an animation company named "The Dancing Monkey". Sadly this was not what I was looking for. Still I carried forth, on and on, into the very heart of 2:30 and then it happened! The network crashed of course. If you were a student at BSU you would realize just how inevitable this type of occurance is, particularly if you are typing an important paper and have not saved. After the noble machine had recovered I began anew to follow my links in Google. Then I had a ephiphany! What if I were to try "Dancing Monkey Pictures"? Ask quick as a cat and with only 2 small errors I managed to type this in and to make a long story less....long......I finally found the elusive dancing monkey! Well to be honest it's not really dancing so much as kind of jumping... and I wasn't smart enough to be able to add it to the page... but by GOD I linked to it! And if you value your life you will FOLLOW this link and behold the fruits of my labor. Furthermore I would appreciate it if you were just a little bit amazed. Also it wouldn't kill you to write a comment once in a while! Well my friends, that is the tale of the golden monkey (unless you count that fact that he isn't golden) . Tune in next time for "Amazing Adventures of that....umm..... guy! You know, the one who spent all that time looking for the dancing monkey?"